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monetosexual 

Someone who would much rather grind for money than have a relationship.
This doesn't mean the person is asexual but would rather become rich, and not be weighed down by a relationship.
Person A: Man shit, why don't you get yourself some pussy.
Person B: Nah fuck that, I'm a fucking monetosexual, I stay loyal to the grind.
monetosexual by fatheradem December 18, 2018

Monkesexual 

It means your'e straight but think monkes are cool
I am monkesexual but not sexually attracted to monke

Monsexual 

Attraction towards money.
Have you heard about that monsexual guy at the bank?

yeah, it was funny how he kept getting boners whenever he saw cash.
Monsexual by LilBootyChaser January 26, 2021

monosexual 

A person who's sexual prefernce is one sex. It can be heterosexual or homosexual.
Lisa is a monosexual lesbian and does not like men, therefore she's not bisexual.
monosexual by R·D January 1, 2004

montisexual 

A younger man who is attracted to older women.
That Ashton Kutcher is such a montisexual.
montisexual by Christopher Krieger October 24, 2005

Monkeysexual

Monkeysexual is where you are sexually attracted to monkeys of any gender.
Arthur: Are you Demisexual?
Kai: Yes
Finn: Are you Monkeysexual?
Monqe: Yes I am sexually attracted to monkeys
Monkeysexual by Monqe June 7, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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