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Money-ton by MoneyTonallDAY June 26, 2009
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Fuck Ton of Money
An amount of money so huge, so mammoth that the next word that comes out of your mouth when you see this mountainous expanse of cash before you is:
"Fuck"
The brain cannot consciously find another word suitable for the sheer disbelief at how much cash there actually is.
"Fuck"
The brain cannot consciously find another word suitable for the sheer disbelief at how much cash there actually is.
"Fuuuuuuck"
That's a Fuck Ton of Money you got there boy... Best be willin' to share that with your friends right, we done good by you before son, dont make me cut ya O_o
That's a Fuck Ton of Money you got there boy... Best be willin' to share that with your friends right, we done good by you before son, dont make me cut ya O_o
Fuck Ton of Money by Phauxed October 30, 2010
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