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Sexual Monkey 

(Noun: Thing) sexual monkey Kipling monkey seen on most of the Kipling merchandise. This includes purses, backpacks, and pencil pouches. The monkey has its mouth in an "O" shape, one hand with a thumb sticking up, and the other hand with fingers making an "O". Very. Freakin. Sexual.
Today, I obtained a "sexual monkey" from my new Kipling backpack!
Sexual Monkey by RogueJiiineh February 18, 2011

Moneysexual 

"Ohhhh lord look at all that money. I'm becoming so moneysexual right now!"
Moneysexual by Tyyyi8 June 2, 2018

Monkeysexual

Monkeysexual is where you are sexually attracted to monkeys of any gender.
Arthur: Are you Demisexual?
Kai: Yes
Finn: Are you Monkeysexual?
Monqe: Yes I am sexually attracted to monkeys
Monkeysexual by Monqe June 7, 2021

Montysexuals 

Montysexual means you are only attracted to Monty mole. By the Mario series.
I’m he/him/Monty. So identify as montysexuals.
Montysexuals by Jacob macallory July 24, 2021

Moneesexual 

The sexuality that is identified with people who date other genders or anything for money and/or higher reputation than others. Moneesexual people aren't attracted to others that stay in the same routine. They are most likely to break up. But Moneesexual people are also identified as gold diggers. Their are bounded to any connection or feeling towards money only. Love for them is strictly money only. They are also willing to take chances of getting money. Even compensated dating.
Did you know Janett is moneesexual. She is being defined that because she's dating Lorraine because of her Dad's wealth and money.
Moneesexual by Monaesexualover September 10, 2016

montysexual 

someone who's attracted to Monty Keates
what do you identify as?
montysexual
montysexual by tuna keates August 30, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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