Money Bear

A large gay sugar daddy, who also has a great deal of body hair.

Dude, how are you gonna pay for that? Don't worry, my Money Bear has me covered.

Money Bear by UncleHotDog July 17, 2020

Monkey Bear 

A loved one who is like a giant teddy bear but acts like a monkey at times.

Andrew is such a monkey bear. I love him very much.

Monkey Bear by asaws11 July 20, 2009

Monkey Bear 

A Monkey Bear is a mythical creature dreamed up by frustrated parents who have kids that don't pay attention or listen. They sometimes have to resort to outlandish stories in order to traumatize their children into paying attention. A child behaving now is better than paying for a psychiatrist later on in life. A Monkey Bear usually lives in a child's pajama drawer and comes out at night and scratches a child's ass regardless of age. In Belize it is also known as El Rascador de Culo or "Ass Scratcher".

Sweetie you need to listen, it's time to go to bed. If you don't go to bed the Monkey Bear that sleeps between your Little Mermaid pajamas and your SpongBob Pajamas will awaken from it's slumber and scratch your little booty.

Monkey Bear by The man how hates pleather. July 8, 2011

Money for Bears

If a person has more money than is needed for a specific purpose or has a large amount of moeny in general it can be described as having 'Money for Bears' This is of course contextual to the situation.

The literal translation; Money for Bears - Enough money to feed a small family of bears.

a person goes out for a night clubbing and usually would spend about 30 but brings out more than 50, it can be described as money for bears.

going down the pub for a drink or two costs less than 10, more than 20 and this person has money for bears.

Money for Bears by Maximelf January 9, 2010

Bear Monkey 

This describes a person with ice blue eyes that is short and skinny, but manages to eats like a fat person. It was so rare that that it was named after an animal will will probably never see.

DAMN! did you see that bear monkey at IHOP hes was so short, i never though he would be able to eat that giant stack of chocolate chip pancakes but he scarfed them down like nothing!

Bear Monkey by Jordon Forlini July 31, 2009

monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole 

An ugly woman with long frizzy hair

Winsome was the spitting image of a monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole.

monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

monkey beard 

A pudenda covered with bristles, similar to a chimp or monkeys chin. Can chafe or irritate the male groin during intercourse. Usually the result of non-frequent tending to the Lady Garden.

I dumped my load all over her monkey beard.

monkey beard by Steve Zodiac April 12, 2012