Moneyboard

An electronic device, especially digital audio equipment, that one has wasted money on

Person A: “I actually don’t speak English”
Person B, via a soundboard: “I actually don’t speak English”
Person A: “Bro actually wasted his money on a moneyboard”
Gurt: “Yo”

by zulimations April 20, 2025

Mileyboarded

A form of torture, akin to water-boarding, where a parent is subjected to incessant playing of either the Meet Miley Cyrus Album or Hannah Montana's Best of Both Worlds.

In response to any question asked of her, Candace only squeaks, "Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days. Everybody knows, what, what I'm talkin' 'bout, everybody gets that way." She got Mileyboarded over the weekend on a road trip with her daughter, and her eyes have been glazed over ever since.

by Shiningcity April 16, 2008

moneytard

Slang term used for someone who can’t manage their finances.

He’s a straight-up moneytard, he spent his whole paycheck last week on a 16” Apple MacBook Pro and since he can barely read or write, he doesn’t even do much more than search the web with it!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020

MonkeyBeard

A man who has a beard that is made of a monkey. The only way to shave this monkey is with Occum's Razor.

I shaved the monkeybeard and became rich!

by Philip Sap June 14, 2008

mongboard

An internet forum or message board that mongs spend a lot of time monging about on.

Bill: Did you watch Doctor Who last night?
Phil: No, I was too busy monging on a mongboard.

by Bertie Ollocks June 21, 2008

Monkeybeard

A monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. According to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.

After being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.

by dannyjenn June 16, 2008

Monkeyboard

A type of keyboard created by a musician in Atlanta, Georgia in 2001. There are only two currently in existence. it is a giant keyboard. Each key is 1x1 foot. Each key makes a certain sound, and if you get the right combination they will make various sounds. The keyboard got its name partly because when people use it they look like a monkey jumping around, and partly because it was made in Georgia by a black pianist

That guy just played the shit out of that monkeyboard!

by brassmonkeyd January 18, 2011