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A guy with a huge dick that reaches the floor. When he takes off his pants it just hits the floor with a thud that could be heard from a mile away and then echoes. He is also a pretty goofy guy who doesn't understand the true meaning of his title.
I wish I could be a Mondi, they get all the girls.
Mondi by Mondi Lover 69 June 27, 2017
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Get back in your mondi.
mondi by waggie123 November 2, 2011
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Mondi is weird
Mondi is here
Oh no is mondi!
mondi by Anonymous June 1, 2003

Mandingo Jaw Breaker 

Massive cigar. Usually bigger than a massive BBC (Big Black Cock). The term originated in a Youtube video I just watched about rolling cigars, where the man calls big cigars "Mandingo Jaw Breakers".
"We dont want to be rolling a Mandingo Jaw Breaker."

Manditory Fun Day

1. When your boss or CO (commanding officer in military terms) makes it a requirement to show up to a pick-nic, BBQ, or some other stupid crap in order to build "team spirit" or "esprit de corp."

2. Your boss has no friends of his/her own, and decides that all of his/her subordinates should show up to one of his/her lame functions.
3. The Colonel or Sergeant Major have no friends and everyone hates them. Therefore, their subordinates are required to put on their 'Class A' or 'Dress Blue' uniforms and listen to some old guys make drunken, teary-eyed toasts to their first pair of jump boots.
Platoon Sergeant: "Tomorrow is the brigade ball. Everyone is required to attend.

Private: "Is this one of those MANDITORY FUN DAY's, Sergeant?
A man who does exactly what the wife/girlfriend asks without question.
Danny T would like to hang out with his friends at bars and parties, but his wife/girlfriend says he is not allowed to hang out without her supervision. Danny T is a mandilon.
Mandilon by Merriam-webbster January 17, 2016

Mandigan 

A woolen garment, similar to a Cardigan, but worn by Men in their twenties. Unlike a normal button fronted Cardigan, favoured by Men in their middle ages, a Mandigan is a garment for young, fashion concious, confident Men who care deeply about their appearance but do not wish to suffer the cold.
I am both warm and stylish, wearing my Mandigan
Mandigan by MrFreon May 28, 2010
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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