"Monglophobia or "monglophobic": (adj.): Having a clinicalfear towards retarded people; Can also be described as someone who has an extreme disgust towards retards.
"His monglophobia was so severe that he refused to go anywhere near any place where there were likely to be retarded people"
"I know my friend is monglophobic because every time we watch reality TV together she makes fun of the contestants' for acting retarded"
The acute dread, anxiety, or lethargy experienced by corporate workers specifically on Monday mornings. While individuals suffering from mondophobia are perfectly fine over the weekend, they experience sudden physical or mental "sickness" due to fear, boredom, or laziness regarding the upcoming workweek. This frequently results in mysterious call-outs or sudden absences on the first day of the workweek.
Hey, where is Sarah today? Did she catch that stomach bug going around?" .... "Nah, she’s just severely mondophobic. She does this every Monday.
My mondophobia hit so hard this morning that I stared at my alarm for twenty minutes debating if I actually needed this corporate job.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).