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mongolophobia 

when you're afraid of mongols.
The guy had mongolophobia

Monglophobia 

"Monglophobia or "monglophobic": (adj.): Having a clinical fear towards retarded people; Can also be described as someone who has an extreme disgust towards retards.
"His monglophobia was so severe that he refused to go anywhere near any place where there were likely to be retarded people"

"I know my friend is monglophobic because every time we watch reality TV together she makes fun of the contestants' for acting retarded"
Monglophobia by Phobia Collector December 5, 2023

Mondophobia

The acute dread, anxiety, or lethargy experienced by corporate workers specifically on Monday mornings. While individuals suffering from mondophobia are perfectly fine over the weekend, they experience sudden physical or mental "sickness" due to fear, boredom, or laziness regarding the upcoming workweek. This frequently results in mysterious call-outs or sudden absences on the first day of the workweek.
Hey, where is Sarah today? Did she catch that stomach bug going around?" .... "Nah, she’s just severely mondophobic. She does this every Monday.

My mondophobia hit so hard this morning that I stared at my alarm for twenty minutes debating if I actually needed this corporate job.
Mondophobia by jay.dadarkar June 7, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026