monday nights 

when you and your friends get into a coool van and drive around and sit naked i n the van...

PURDIDDLE yeha i love monday nights

monday nights by megan and rachel June 5, 2003

Monday Night Combat 

A incoming game from "Uber Entertainment Studios" and published by no one less than Microsoft. It features a combat oriented action and fps-ish features, with customizable characters and futuristic-styled maps. The game received decent ratings ranging from 7.75 at Game Informer and 9/10 out at Euro Gamer magazines.

Other features include the Spunky Cola update and other downloadable content direct from developer.

I didn't buy me yet that copy of "MNC" (Monday Night Combat) until I read something on a Steam pop-up over at Valve's annoying program. In fact, I won't.

Monday Night Combat by ChaoticNeutral January 25, 2011

Broke as a Monday night hooker 

A hooker who makes all her money Friday, Saturday and Sunday, spends it all on drugs and has no money or drugs by Monday night.

Example: Kitty is as Broke as a Monday night hooker. She works hard for her dollar, has no priorities and spends it quickly and frivolously.

Broke as a Monday night hooker by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

Monday Night Football 

Popular Football program that made its first broadcast on September 21st, 1970 on ABC. Shows a regular season matchup game each week until the playoffs, begenning at 8 o'clock. Begenning in the 2006 NFL season ABC will no longer broadcast Monday Night Football, but instead ESPN will air it.

It's theme song, "Heavy Action" was originally intended for the BBC show Superstars.

Monday Night Football is on, bring in the bud already!

Monday Night Football by Steagles June 11, 2006

Monday Night Wings 

1. An exclusive group of fiscally responsible gentleman scholars who have attended or live in close proximity to the University of Minnesota Twin Cities that meets weekly at Sally's Saloon and Eatery to consume poultry appendages prepared in a vat of oil at a high temperature, then doused with a generous amount of a delectible sauce. The consumtion of which is then washed down by mass quantities of the finest pilsner in all the land.

2. A weekly event that occurs between the hours of 7pm and 2am at Sally's Saloon and Eatery.

3. People who can drink you under the table, especially during the first quarter of Monday Night Football.

4. See also MNW

"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'm going to Monday Night Wings."

"Sorry babe, no girls allowed at Monday Night Wings."

"The guys of Monday Night Wings are fucking wasted."

"Your trivia score got pwned by Monday Night Wings."

Monday Night Wings by Phatm4tt February 27, 2009

Monday Night Miracle 

From the Monday night Football game on October 23, 2000. In which the NY Jets came back in the forth quarter scoring 30 point to defeat the Miami Dolphins, with a final score of 40-37. The term is used to describe a complete turn around of events to lead to a completely different out come than what was expected.

The penis was dead after have sex twice, then I popped a Viagra and it had a Monday Night Miracle as I laid in to her again.

Monday Night Miracle by Hank1972 October 3, 2011

monday night 

monday night is for weed, pot, and/or marijuana. Never be weed-less on mondays.

Dude. I'm up for some Monday Night.

monday night by Pooja Yo May 19, 2007