Mompage

A combination of the word mom and rampage, used to describe a furious mom with whom one can't solve issues or even talk until she is calmed down.

friend nr1: isn't mark coming today?
friend nr2: no, his mom went in a mompage because of his grades, he is grounded for life

by couldbe December 18, 2009

momager

a parent who pushes their child or children into show business at the risk of their mental and physical health and without any regard to their social development or privacy, e.g. Kris Jenner, Rose Hovick, June "Mama June" Shannon

Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner has filed documents to trademark the word “momager.”

by Doc Arkham May 28, 2015

Momageddon

an apocolyptic , end of the world catastrophic reaction by mom when she discovers you have done something innapropriate/against her wishes.

Characterized by screaming to the top of her lungs, can occasionally become physically punishing. A REALLY pissed off mom.

It was momageddon at my house last night when she found out I skipped school to go to the beach.

by nuttin2say September 2, 2011

Momager

A manager that is your mom

In Kim Kardashians new app, she randomly says "you could get a momager!"

by TheMakerOfWords August 3, 2014

Molpage

A word used when there is nothing else to say and you cannot think of anything more creative to use.

Means absolutely nothing, other than "space filler".

Can be used for other situations where the word seems pointless.

Created when a boyfriend did not know what to say to his girlfriend, and the word "molpage" was used, may also have words before it such as "total", to make "total molpage".

"This is total molpage"

"...er... molpage..."

"total molpage!"

by jason_uk February 1, 2006

Mopage

another word for mope. only slightly more cheerie and more to do with walking then crying:)

Fancy a mopage round town?

by :) :) :) :) May 16, 2009

Momager

Momager- the combination of a mom and a manager.

I'm her mom and her manager, I'm a momager.

by ThatOneGirlYouSeeAtThePark June 2, 2020