Mommywife 

A woman who is married to her biological son. No half assed incest like "step mom" or "adoptive mom". She has to be your blood related mother.

'I'm so glad I married my mom last month. She's both my wife and my mother now!'

'So I guess you have a mommywife now bro'

Mommywife by Aquamarine420 May 16, 2023

momwife

A woman that is with a male relative and it is unknown whether that man is her son or her husband. She appears too old to be his wife but too young to be his mother.

Look at that momwife with that guy over there.

momwife by badman2041 September 17, 2010

momwife

A term used for a woman who is both her husband's wife and his mother. Coined by Mrs. Dignan, AP Literature teacher, for Iocaste in Oedipus.

"Cleetus was growing tired of his momwife. She was giving him a lot of trouble about his sister's brusband."

momwife by Regentage October 25, 2009

Mommyfied 

When you have spent so much time with your kids that you cant function as a normal adult anymore.

"Did she just say she has to go tinkle?" "Yeah, she's mommyfied"

"That poor girl is mommyfied"

Mommyfied by CMRPhillips March 26, 2010

Mommyizer 

A guy that cheats on his significant other with a single mom. A guy that shoplifts the pootie from a single mom.

He was shoplifting the pootie from a single mom - he's such a Mommyizer.

He has a thing for SMILFs - he's a mommyizer.

Mommyizer by @creativfluffer April 30, 2011