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mummified person 

Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.
How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.

A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.

Mummified 

To be the most stoned you ever been and basically cant move
Bro im so fried rn and i cant get up.

Damn bro you Mummified
Mummified by Yung Fiji Fre$h January 16, 2021

Mommyfriend

Girlfriend or Female companion of a man (usually in his 20's) who is at least twice age. Not to be confused with a cradle schnitzel, as in this case, the man is enamored by older women. A bit less extreme than a gerontophile.
Look, is that Pete and his mum?
Nope, that his mommyfriend.
Mommyfriend by D77 January 29, 2014

mummified 

When a skank sucks every single ounce of bodily fluid from your existence. She sucks the soul from your being, even. You are then mummified.
Dude, Selina sucked my dick so well. I was mummified.
mummified by RDJoe June 16, 2016

mummified dweebo

One who does not like people talking during a movie
"Quiet Down in Front!"
"Hey, stop being a mummified dweebo!!!'
mummified dweebo by t3h tr0n March 17, 2008

Mollyfied 

1. The state of being blank eyed with a smile permanently plastered on one's face after having had too much MDMA, too many times in one's life. From the verb "mollify" which means to appease the anger or anxiety of something/someone or reduce the severity of something.

2. Under the influence of MDMA. (less common usage)
Tom: Gus, this is Molly. Molly, meet Gus.
Molly: -stares off into space-
Gus: So this is your Molly dealer? What's wrong with her?
Tom: She's just Mollyfied. She'll snap out of it.
Mollyfied by Surgent April 19, 2014
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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