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A woman that is with a male relative and it is unknown whether that man is her son or her husband. She appears too old to be his wife but too young to be his mother.
Look at that momwife with that guy over there.
by badman2041 September 17, 2010

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1) A very large man who's sexuality is in question.

2) A lad that wears a kiss the cook apron throughout the day.
So was Hoff with a male or a female date tonight?, That guy is such a Hoff for wearing only that apron.
by badman2041 September 17, 2010

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