Momminder 

It's all the annoying reminders great Moms give their kids.

I was packing to leave on a trip when my Mom came in my room with Momminders to pack my passport, take snacks and pack extra underwear. Then she suggested another Momminder when she told me to lock and tag my luggage. Then another Momminder when she suggested I pack purell and extra kleenex. I got it!

Momminder by suzgirl September 12, 2021

mommandeer 

(vb) to commandeer a conversation initiated by a childless person or respond condescendingly to a childless person during a conversation for any of the following reasons:
- to emphasize how little he/she knows because he/she doesn't even have KIDS
- to emphasize how easy he/she really has it because he/she doesn't even have KIDS
- to emphasize how trivial the hard work he/she does truly is in comparison to doing ANY work and having KIDS at the same time

Melissa: I'm feeling really tired today. I've been running around all week. Between volunteering at the homeless shelter, my day job, my part time job, and going back to school...I hardly have time to relax.
Alison: Oh, stop complaining. You think you're busy? Try having kids.
John: Wow, Alison. Way to mommandeer the conversation.

mommandeer by bubblesburst April 28, 2011

mombender 

One who possesses the ancient power of mom-bending. Mombenders usually focus their energy on friends' moms, teachers, etc.

A: Jacks been staying over at my house every night for the past two weeks!

B: Really? I heard hes a mombender...

A: FML.

mombender by dessert_foxx July 9, 2011

Mohinderance 

A compound of the words 'Mohinder' (directly refering to the character of Mohinder Suresh of the TV series 'Heroes')and hinderance (something which is a blatant obstacle. Can also be used as a verb.

Excuse me young man, but you are a constant "Mohinderance". Shut the fuck up.

Sir, this cunt is Mohindering me.

Mohinderance by Jugger-Knorks January 21, 2009

Momminders 

When a Mom constantly reminds her kids to do things they don't want to do. Having to always remind the kids is annoying on both parts but she did it with love. Momminders are given by the best Moms!

The dedictated Mom was constantly giving her kids Momminders to do their homework, clean their rooms, walk the dog, and take out the garbage. The Momminders were annoying to give and receive but were always given with love.

Momminders by suzgirl September 8, 2019

Mohinder 

A long, exhausting, and rather pointless lecture, often given in the monotonous style of Mohinder Suresh from ABC's Heroes.

Giving Mohinders were almost a hobby to Professor X

Mohinder by Jordan Lowndes January 14, 2008

to go mohinder 

An allusion to Heroes' character Dr. Mohinder Suresh in episode "Cautionary Tales". A gullible, spineless man, Mohinder betrays his partner and gives him a bullet in the eye.

To go mohinder on someone is to betray them after claiming to be their friend, usually under the influence of an external factor that takes advantage of spinelessness.

Those poor Native Americans never stood a chance; the British colonists pulled a mohinder on them before they knew what happened.

She's going to go mohinder on her husband if he wins the lottery.

to go mohinder by Sexyogolupagus December 21, 2007