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MODINKER 

Someone trying to be something they are not. A poser cowboy saying they are a cowboy but they are not. Someone who trys to be a cowboy but has never riden a horse or been on a farm.
Why are you wearing a cowboy hat you Modinker, you have never even ridden a horse.
MODINKER by Sarahdup509 March 4, 2008

Mohinderance 

A compound of the words 'Mohinder' (directly refering to the character of Mohinder Suresh of the TV series 'Heroes')and hinderance (something which is a blatant obstacle. Can also be used as a verb.
Excuse me young man, but you are a constant "Mohinderance". Shut the fuck up.

Sir, this cunt is Mohindering me.
Mohinderance by Jugger-Knorks January 21, 2009

Mohinder 

A long, exhausting, and rather pointless lecture, often given in the monotonous style of Mohinder Suresh from ABC's Heroes.
Giving Mohinders were almost a hobby to Professor X
Mohinder by Jordan Lowndes January 14, 2008

to go mohinder 

An allusion to Heroes' character Dr. Mohinder Suresh in episode "Cautionary Tales". A gullible, spineless man, Mohinder betrays his partner and gives him a bullet in the eye.

To go mohinder on someone is to betray them after claiming to be their friend, usually under the influence of an external factor that takes advantage of spinelessness.
Those poor Native Americans never stood a chance; the British colonists pulled a mohinder on them before they knew what happened.

She's going to go mohinder on her husband if he wins the lottery.
to go mohinder by Sexyogolupagus December 21, 2007

Mohinder Please

A phrase used when some says or does something stupid or ridiculous.
Guy 1: I Think I Shat Myself?
Guy 2: Mohinder Please!

mominder 

Here's your mominder to do your homework.
mominder by CaringMom May 7, 2018