mombender 

One who possesses the ancient power of mom-bending. Mombenders usually focus their energy on friends' moms, teachers, etc.

A: Jacks been staying over at my house every night for the past two weeks!

B: Really? I heard hes a mombender...

A: FML.

mombender by dessert_foxx July 9, 2011

manbender 

Similar to a bender of many sorts (alcohol, coke, life, etc), a manbender describes the life of a single lady out to enjoy herself and meet guys with a non-committal attitude. She is not looking for love or marriage, just to have a good time and add men to the 'rotation'. This might involve banging, kissing, grinding up on the D-floor, or all of the above. "Just get'r done and on to the next one!"

Katie: I've been on a huge manbender this month, I was supposed to meet up with Mike last night but then I met this guy Derek and shit got real. Steve was texting me all night too, but I'm over him...and then there's Brad who wants to go for drinks but I madeout with his friend John two weeks ago so..."

Lauren: Damn girl, I respek that. I had to take Jay out of the rotation because he became too needy.

MANBENDER!

manbender by Sneaky_P March 4, 2011

momenterial 

A place in time in which is at that moment.

Donny asked Isabelle to the movies. He wanted to go at that momenterial second.

momenterial by adgadsfng April 12, 2010

Molly McBender 

A slang term given to an MDMA (ecstasy) binge. Molly is a slang term for pure MDMA powder, but it has sometimes been adapted to include pills, especially in the plural form (example: We just scored a bunch of mollies). The term "Molly McBender" was derived as a play on "Molly McButter," the name of a butter substitute. These benders can last anywhere from half of a day to a week or more.

I somehow lost my shoes deep in a Molly McBender.

Molly McBender by dizzybizzy September 1, 2005

Momminders 

When a Mom constantly reminds her kids to do things they don't want to do. Having to always remind the kids is annoying on both parts but she did it with love. Momminders are given by the best Moms!

The dedictated Mom was constantly giving her kids Momminders to do their homework, clean their rooms, walk the dog, and take out the garbage. The Momminders were annoying to give and receive but were always given with love.

Momminders by suzgirl September 8, 2019

Momminder 

It's all the annoying reminders great Moms give their kids.

I was packing to leave on a trip when my Mom came in my room with Momminders to pack my passport, take snacks and pack extra underwear. Then she suggested another Momminder when she told me to lock and tag my luggage. Then another Momminder when she suggested I pack purell and extra kleenex. I got it!

Momminder by suzgirl September 12, 2021

mommandered 

When you introduce your friend to your mom and she ends up gargaling his balls

After Jerry came over last night, he mommandered me. He told everyone she garggled his balls like listerine. But really he was just booshwebbled.

mommandered by Slyrogers October 12, 2017