momentus 

the moment where no matter what you say, no one will laugh

john:knock, knock
bill:who's there?
john:lettuce
bill:lettuce who?
john:let us in...haha
bill:that was gay.
john:freakin momentus man, momentus

momentus by scatfly April 30, 2006

Momentus space 

This means Momentus space the space of momentus

I had some serious momentus space

Momentus space by Fccccffff July 10, 2020

Bruhius Momentus 

An Unused Spell of the Harry potter Franchise (Exclusive to the movies) That when used, would exectute a very BIG "BRUH" Sound effect, In an unused Scene harry defeats Voldemort by Executing "Bruhius Momentus!" And Producing Kidney stones To voldemort, instantly killing him

(At the unused end of the franchise)
Harry: *On the ground*
Voldemort: Guess you're a pathetic bug like others, you made me use alot of power but now... your end is he-
Harry: BRUHIUS MOMENTUS!
bruh bruh bRUH BRUH BRU H B R U H B R U H
Voldemort: *Gets kidney stones and fucking dies*

Bruhius Momentus by Obama's N-word Pass October 24, 2019

weeb momentus

A weeb momentus is when our dear friends ikr and thorn act like an anime girl and emberess themselves.

Thorn: Uwu wanna play siege
Ikr: Uwu Sure.
Bear: Man this is such a weeb momentus

weeb momentus by bigfriendlybear November 16, 2020

weeb momentus

A weeb momentus is when a weeb emberesses themself.

Thorn:UwU wanna play siege?
Ikr:OwO no.
Bear: Man this is such a weeb momentus.

weeb momentus by bigfriendlybear November 17, 2020

bruh momentum 

the product of bruh mass and bruh velocity, and don't forget that bruh velocity is a vector value.

His bruh mass was small when his pizza rolls weren't done, so his bruh momentum was low.

bruh momentum by A spoonky July 19, 2019

Nigga Moments 

NIG·GA MO·MENTS : - noun

Perpetual conflict between niggas over trivial or ignorant things.

However, "niggas" can also create bonds with each other also based on ignorance. This bond is called Nigga Synthesis. Nigga Synthesis is based on a mutual appreciation for ignorance or trivial things. BUT when a Nigga Moment + Nigga Synthesis collides, you result in = COMPLETE DISASTER. Remember this equation, you'll need it later,Nigga.

Nigga Moments
2 Niggas involved.

Nigga 1 bumps into Nigga 2:

Nigga 1: "Watch where you walkin' nigga"
Nigga 2: "Ay, wutchu say nigga?

And a Nigga Moment is born.

Nigga Moments by A random Nigga March 7, 2014