Molestovers

Like Sloppy Seconds, except non-consensual.

Priest 1: I'm done in here. You can have my molestovers.

*zip*

Priest 2: Thanks, dude.

*Brofive*

by cloudface October 14, 2012

Molestovers

Issues as an adult from having been molested

She won’t let me explore sexually... bitch has molestovers.

by Daniotown June 1, 2018

Air Molesters

Thick soled white Nike athletic shoes. The shoe of choice for Child Molesters. Often seen on Middle Aged men also wearing short sleeved button up shirts and hanging around malls and parks.

Our buddy Brad showed up with some new white Nikes at the basketball game. All the parents warned their kids to not go to bathroom with the guy with the Air Molesters.

by spideyskin May 25, 2021

molesterstache

An abbreviated form of molester moustache. Refers to the thinned-out hair clumpings grown by testosterone-challenged pedophiles and other shady sorts.

"Did you see the molesterstache on the guy driving that van? I bet he's hiding a clown suit in the back."

by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004

Child molesters

The sickos that should have been the 11 million killed in the holocaust. They all deserve to be cremated alive and/or castrated with a burning guilotine Then have a jar of salt poured on their wound, but not before being forced to Drop the soap in front of some huge black dude to feel all the pain theyve caused.

Alternate Reality 1930s germany:
This just in: Adolf Hitler has just won the Nobel Peace prize for the COMPLETE extermination of the world's Child molesters

by Majin Tails December 4, 2009

child molesters

KILL THEM!!!!!!!!


> KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously...fuckin kill them

Cut their fucking balls off!

YOU CAN DO IT!

by Rob Schneider March 20, 2005

Chicken Molesters

A standard Serbian expression they will call you if you don't have the right impact in the society.

There's been a big corruption scandal in Serbian public sector or Government, or a state's corporation.

People are asking "Did the police arrest the sharks already?"
"No, they just did the standard job - cathing the chicken molesters."

This is a chicken molester baseball bat *pulls out 12 inches baseball bat*
I am going to kick the hell out of my father when he makes sounds in the bathroom, but I'll try not to be arrested this time.

by wequtz June 9, 2015