molesterbation

To forcefully go fuck yourself against your own will.

Holy shit, Marston! Why must you engage in acts of molesterbation?

by czainsaw July 16, 2008

Monsterbation

1. The act of masturbating under another's bed/ in their closet then scaring them.

2. The act of masturbating to a monster character(s).

3. To dress up like a monster and then proceed to masturbate.

1. Charlie pranked his roommate Doug by way of monsterbation but felt embarrassed when he realized that he had scared Doug's girlfriend.

2. Charlie has a monster fetish and has been caught in the act of monsterbation.

3. After a night of failed attempts with women on halloween, Charlie decided monsterbation in his zombie costume was the only way he'd get some.

by m.fucci November 5, 2009

monsterbation

The act of masturbating while going "RAAAAAAWWWRRR!" Like a monster/dinosaur

Max decided to experiment with monsterbation, but the noise made his mom come to his room, and discover what he was doing.

by Maudlin La An April 1, 2010

mouseterbation

When your at your computer looking at porn with 1 hand on the mouse and one in your pants.

watching porno can lead to prolong mouseterbation

by hackthegibson24 September 6, 2007

Mollesturbation

The act of going into the past and beating your old self off.

My friend just mollesturbated himself, but now he's in prison for mollesturbation.

by sleepypeter May 22, 2015

mooseterbation

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks

by shawn..do..me..now... December 28, 2005

molestabation

The act of having sex with yourself without your concent
common with split personalities.
Wet Dream is and example
often occurs in sleep,
Tell tale sign is somone masturbating and shouting at themselves to stop it

Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing to himself?
Guy 2: i think hes molestabating
Guy 3: i thought molestabation was illegal

by Brown-Town January 9, 2009