Moleculon

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Person 1: What is an electrically neutral group of two or more atoms held together by chemical bonds?
Person 2: A Moleculon.
Person 1: Your a Moleculon!

Moleculon by 3per7 January 14, 2022

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Molecularsexual

A Molecularsexual is someone who has a sexual attraction towards molecules. They most likely would have an attraction towards the “ball and stick” or “van der waals” models. A molecularsexual would probably be attracted to a water molecule model because of the two hydrogen atoms looking like an ass if you look at the van der waals model.

Molecularsexual: Oh my gosh I want to fuck the water molecule so bad!
Normal person: What the- How would you have sex with a freaking molecule?

Molecularsexual by thepres1’s Stuff March 21, 2022

Molecular Scope

A well known flash animation in the chemistry world that is a just a bit too popular among some who take high school chemistry.

Teacher: Today we will...
Jhoon: Molecular Scope?
Teacher: No
Class: Awwwwwww

Molecular Scope by PointyBagels May 20, 2010

molecule

Two or more atoms that are chemically bonded together.

The lake is full of water molecules.

molecule by 5'11"Racer December 8, 2006

molecular biology

Encompasses analysis of DNA, RNA, replication, transcription and translation. Only flop people repeat this.

Yo how was molecular biology dude?
I flopped man, no mastaz!

molecular biology by mike james bitch October 17, 2006

molecule

A substance that has two or more atoms chemically bonded together. Examples are H2, H2O, N2, O2, etc. Remember, a molecule is formed by as least two or more ATOMS, so a single oxygen atom (O) is not a molecule.

Sometimes, molecule and compound are very hard to distinguish, for example, H2O (aka water) can be both a molecule AND a compound.

Hydrogen is a molecule because it is made of two hydrogen atoms (H2).

molecule by ColtCobra_Retr0 January 7, 2020

ass molecule

Particles that are brewed from ones feces that are expelled from the anus and become airborne after a fart that may enter an innocent bystander's nose or mouth and ends in a result of ass molecules being comsumed into ones nostrils and lungs getting to know someone's fecal DNA.

Colin passed gas? Oh Great! Now I have Colin's ass molecules in my mouth!

ass molecule by clykclyk July 4, 2017

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026