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Australian Mugshot 

A dirty photograph taken at such an angle that both the taint and ballsack are featured. To take such an image one must raise one leg onto a counter, reach the same arm down unda’ to take photo using front camera on ones phone.
Hey dawg just sent my girl an Australian Mugshot, she be drippin’.

jesus mugshot 

who, me? the official copshop cameo of an obviously guilty party who asserts a cheesy, phony christianity by comparing his situation to that of jesus when in actuality he's just a crook
when tom delay was arrested, he compared himself to jesus as his mugshot was taken. what a hairsprayed, exterminator, douchebag jesus mugshot.
jesus mugshot by lexicali slim September 23, 2009

peter murphys mugshot 

Take a fish
And a potato
Hold the fish
And the potato
In your hand
In your hand

Put the potato
In the fish
Make it digest it
Smash it up
Smash it up
i am going to eat peter murphys mugshot

mugshot look 

when someone is trying to act normal in public after doing something terrible
John: What's wrong with Eusebio today?
Pablito: I don't know, but I know that look. A mugshot look.
John: OK now I'm scared.
Eusebio: i didn't do it I swear!
mugshot look by Mr.Guy_Boyman December 15, 2014
A picture taken of a person when they least expect it. Usually a funny picture.
Person 1: Did you see that mugshot I took of Bill?
Person 2: Yeah, it was hilarious!
mugshot by princessmani55 July 18, 2012

North Iowa Mugshots 

A Facebook community that puts the spot light on those commuting crimes against others in North Iowa by putting multiple public records onto a social media. Allowing an interesting public tar and feathering by a jury of there peers.
Did You see that tweeker Randi Axelson on North Iowa Mugshots last week?
North Iowa Mugshots by Joe Smoker January 17, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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