mugshot 

A picture taken of a person when they least expect it. Usually a funny picture.

Person 1: Did you see that mugshot I took of Bill?
Person 2: Yeah, it was hilarious!

mugshot by princessmani55 July 18, 2012

mugshot 

to descibe someone that is REALLY ugly or looks bad at the time. a mugshot is the name of a photo cops take of criminals after they've been cought. and criminals don't usually look good after they've been beat down by a bunch of good for nothing cops

holay... that guy is so mugshot

mugshot by unique August 9, 2004

mugshot 

When you ejaculate into someone's coffee mug instead of adding cream. Generally done when you are highly annoyed with them.

Casey slept with my girlfriend, but I got revenge by pulling a mugshot on him the next morning.
Shannen wouldn't give me a blowjob last night, but I pulled a mugshot this morning, so she swallowed my load anyway.
My boss didn't give me a raise, so when she sent an intern to get her coffee, I gave him $50 to pull a mugshot.

mugshot by ABQ Thesaurus Rex January 28, 2017

mugshot 

a man with an erect penis slaps it across a girls face giving her a black eye.

While in bed, James mugshotted Marissa giving her an enormous black eye.

mugshot by Brosky69 October 7, 2010

Mugshot 

1. A sexually explicit photograph meant to entice or titillate.

2. The act of ejaculating on a person’s face unexpectedly, causing a look of surprise or bewilderment on the victims’ face.

1. To let dude know I wanted to bang, I sent him my best mugshot. After seeing my tight body and big dick, he couldn’t resist.

2. I gave the ho a mugshot since she said she doesn’t like to swallow.

Mugshot by Jay Nasty July 6, 2011

mugshot 

To have a face completely covered with cum. Also can be called face love, and the ho-stess

Yeah man, i gave exactly what that ho wanted, a mugshot

While skeeting on my girlfriends breast, that bitch said something and i missed her titties, thus giving her a mugshot

mugshot by Johan Arleo February 8, 2005

Mugshot 

If you see a mugshot of someone they have been in jail or are In jail now

I saw a mugshot of someone I know so I hastily unfriended them

Mugshot by Oof-I-cant-stop-laughing November 16, 2019