moffer 

(noun) a younger woman or girl who is attracted to older men (at least fifteen years older)

"wow, obama is so hott!" -14 yr old lucy
"gosh lucy, you're such a freaking moffer!" -cindy
"and proud of it!" -lucy

moffer by dangyoushottgrandpa November 1, 2009

Moffer 

A mock offer to foot the bill on a date.
eg. Guy and girl on their first date at a restaurant. Guy gets his wallet out to pay. Girl is a tight bitch who doesn't believe in gender equality, but moffers to pay in order to hide her true character.

A lack of a moffer should absolutely ensure no second date is considered.

"I was going to pay anyway, but I couldn't believe it when she didn't even moffer".

Moffer by Caz Mik October 12, 2015

Muffernity Wear 

When a woman wears clothing that puffs out around her mid-section due to a muffin top rather than a pregnancy.

Hey, is Jessica pregnant? No, that's just muffernity wear to hide her belly.

Muffernity Wear by talks558 October 7, 2010

Ida Mufferbids 

The old whore who came out to entertain the audience during the bidding segments on the Bob Barker years of The Price is Right. She was replaced by Prye Zufferbids after Drew Carey's first year.

Here is the first Ida Mufferbids!

Ida Mufferbids by Sir Veisaid November 24, 2018

Monfer 

The portmanteau that shippers of Glee actors Chris Colfer and Cory Monteith use as a name for the couple. Although they haven't been confirmed as a couple as of yet, there is quite a bit of evidence that heavily points towards it potentially being true (ie, the fact that they spend an inordinate amount of time together or near each other, their seemingly more-than-just-friendly interactions, and the touchy-feely nature of their relationship, seen in numerous photographs and gifs), and many believe that they are already a couple, and have been for quite some time. Name originates from the amalgamation of both their last names - 'Mon' from Monteith, "Fer" from Colfer.

Cory Monteith and Chris Colfer are just too cute together. I am a total Monfer shipper!

Person 1: Guess what? Another Chris Colfer and Cory Monteith interview just came out!
Person 2: I know, I saw it! Did you see how much Monfer was in there???

Monfer by carcar2110 December 31, 2010

moffed 

Extremely aggrivated, angry, annoyed, and/or dissapointed in any given situation.

It's miffed to the 100th power.

(Often used in conjunction with variations of the word 'fuck')

"That guy just cut me off, and I'm so fucking moffed up right now!"

"I was about to break up with my girl, but she dumped me first. Moffed me the fuck up!!!"

moffed by lazyeye78 July 16, 2008

moferthucker 

A word synonymous to motherfucker.

That moferthucker!

moferthucker by DatMoment August 3, 2011