Moffel
Moffel by supergmstudios September 30, 2011
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muffeling
To get ones face rubbed upon by a vagina out of humor or spite. Much like it's counterpart "teabag". Origin : Russel Howard
muffeling by NickSmokes December 19, 2017
moffed
Extremely aggrivated, angry, annoyed, and/or dissapointed in any given situation.
It's miffed to the 100th power.
(Often used in conjunction with variations of the word 'fuck')
It's miffed to the 100th power.
(Often used in conjunction with variations of the word 'fuck')
Moffettology
A particular type of story telling that is often rambling and maddeningly incoherent. Often best deciphered by only reading every third or fourth word. Sometimes it is best to keep reading until something, or ANYTHING makes sense.
Sometimes, if I haven't slept well for a few days, Moffettology might be the only way to express my thoughts and feelings.
Moffettology by iamcfb June 17, 2016
moffended
"mock" + "offended". Someone is moffended when they are only pretending to be upset or angry at someone else. They aren't ACTUALLY offended, but maybe just a little, and want to make the person feel guilty while keeping things light-hearted.
1) David: Sarah, I'm sorry I called you trashy. I didn't mean it.
Sarah: Oh it's ok, I wasn't REALLY upset, I was just moffended.
2) Warren: I can't believe you would do that to me!
Caleb: Oh please, I know you aren't mad - you're just moffended!
Sarah: Oh it's ok, I wasn't REALLY upset, I was just moffended.
2) Warren: I can't believe you would do that to me!
Caleb: Oh please, I know you aren't mad - you're just moffended!
moffended by Hot Tranny Mess February 4, 2010
moffe
A Norwegian slang word for the drug Morphine. It was used in the title of a Turbonegro song; Prima Moffe (Great Morphine).
I got zonked out on moffe.
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