meffel

a person who is extremly skanky.

Ewww, omg she is such a grimy meffel.

by Missa & Sam March 24, 2008

muffeling

To get ones face rubbed upon by a vagina out of humor or spite. Much like it's counterpart "teabag". Origin : Russel Howard

"If your'e not quiet, I'll be the one Muffeling your face!", said Susan.

by NickSmokes December 19, 2017

ibex muffel

A small hairy animal, usually sent to your college PO box, that follows you wherever you go, constantly insulting you and sometimes scratching and biting your arms and legs. He often causes you to miss school and work, and he alienates all your friends. Often fatal.

See also depression

H: Ooh, mail!
M: What did you get?
H: What the hell is an ibex muffle?
M opens box, ibex muffle bursts out
H (sobbing): I want to die!

by Holly-Day April 16, 2006

meffle

When you lean over someone else's desk at work while they are sitting at it, and use their keyboard and their mouse to do something or show them something on their computer. It's sometimes necessary and quicker than giving them instructions but slightly annoying for them nonetheless.

Stop meffling and let me do it myself
She's a real meffler

by Kate Latin July 14, 2006

Meffed

Meffed is a combination of the words messed and fucked up

Yo go check ya friend he seems a lil meffed up

by Sam A. January 21, 2006

Meffed Up

When a methhead does something f'd up. (or messed up)

Meth-heads by nature have nil, or at best, limited teeth left.

Hence the pronunciation of "Meffed Up".

Can be used to describe a person's appearance, or an egregious situation, the term can be used quite broadly and still remain effective in meaning.

Did you see that lady back there... (grimaces/smirks) "Dude, she was all meffed up!!"

by NWH November 3, 2010

Moffeldiertje

A "moffeldiertje" is someone who is head over heels in love and can't stop thinking about him/her.

Omg, she is such a moffeldiertje. She literally can't stop thinking about him!

by Djarrie December 1, 2022