A brain-stopping jaw dropping argument of such perfect stupidity that it is both impossible to debate with and causes a mini epileptic seizure in the brain of the better informed listener on the receiving end of such total shite.
May cause victim to shout "Mjingo!" as a way of breaking the hypnotic spell of total mind fockry and alert nearby friends to give immediate medical assistance, lest victim lapse into a coma.
Etym. Kswaihli for idiot, English word bingo.
May cause victim to shout "Mjingo!" as a way of breaking the hypnotic spell of total mind fockry and alert nearby friends to give immediate medical assistance, lest victim lapse into a coma.
Etym. Kswaihli for idiot, English word bingo.
"Why are Adiola's ears bleeding?"
"She got mjingoed. Her Bumble date Tarquin was mansplaining the relative privileges of pale stale males and black women and how he was an endangered species."
"Sounds like wedding bells..."
"She got mjingoed. Her Bumble date Tarquin was mansplaining the relative privileges of pale stale males and black women and how he was an endangered species."
"Sounds like wedding bells..."
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A small solitary predator who can often be found in or around the river bottoms of rural Moingona indulging on discount beer and pizza rolls. The Moingona Mongoose is constantly searching for a mate to bring back to their home or lair, which they share with their Mongoose Mom and Dad. An often elusive creature the Mongoose is mostly only found at night as it has no occupation during the daylight hours. The mongoose has a need for speed that he embraces through his competitiveness however he also carries a short temper only matched by his stature, so when approaching proceed with caution.
by Neature Guy July 28, 2011
Get the Moingona Mongoose mug.A combination of unparalleled excellence and awesomeness. To go FULL MINGO is to reach one's max potential while meeting a goal with near perfection.
While instances of going FULL MINGO are heavily concentrated in and around the Madison, WI area. Anyone can achieve FULL MINGO status if they believe in the power of MINGO.
The origin of the term can be traced to a viral tweet thread made by Forward Madison FC, America's greatest soccer club in which its mascot, MINGO, the most interesting plastic lawn flamingo in the world flawlessly measured the snowfall at Breese Stevens Soccer Field during the great polar vortex of 2019.
While instances of going FULL MINGO are heavily concentrated in and around the Madison, WI area. Anyone can achieve FULL MINGO status if they believe in the power of MINGO.
The origin of the term can be traced to a viral tweet thread made by Forward Madison FC, America's greatest soccer club in which its mascot, MINGO, the most interesting plastic lawn flamingo in the world flawlessly measured the snowfall at Breese Stevens Soccer Field during the great polar vortex of 2019.
Forward Madison FC possess such an unmatched level of excellence and awesomeness that they went "FULL MINGO" before the USL League 1 season even started.
To play for Forward Madison FC, a player must possess the qualities that will enable them to reach "FULL MINGO" status while playing for America's greatest soccer club.
In USL League 1, many teams struggle to keep pace with Forward Madison FC on account of struggling to go "FULL MINGO".
To play for Forward Madison FC, a player must possess the qualities that will enable them to reach "FULL MINGO" status while playing for America's greatest soccer club.
In USL League 1, many teams struggle to keep pace with Forward Madison FC on account of struggling to go "FULL MINGO".
by tncsm58 February 6, 2019
Get the Full Mingo mug.A small town along the Ohio river. Contains stoners ,alcoholics, and just down right party fuckers. Don't fret, all you white collar bastards. Mingo is contained with decent people, maybe not the one you socialist dicks call normal....but righteous anyway.
"Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful"
"Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful"
People in Mingo Junction do get drunk a lot .
Yeah so what they tuff guys anyway.
Yeah, your right, im so so so sorry mister.
Yeah so what they tuff guys anyway.
Yeah, your right, im so so so sorry mister.
by Tigerious Annthromorp October 20, 2009
Get the Mingo Junction mug.Mingoias are a rare, natural accruing animal, primarily found in the lands of Florida. Mingoias will typically be drawn to specific video games throughout their lifetime, including: Minecraft, Arma 3, The Division 2, and other Mil-Sim games. While it is rare that a Mingoia lives past the age of 20, some records have been found of a specific Mingoia named Ryan. He is currently the oldest known Mingoia to have set foot in Florida since 2000.
While many Mingoias travel alone or with a pair, Ryan seems to have been adopted by other animals throughout North America. Some include the rare Saige312, the reluctant Scorpio, the devious DeckardCain, the elusive Tompou, the energetic IZEN, and the babbling Ghost.
Mingoias are some of the most rarest creatures found in North America, with records showing that only 3 are currently living in the world today. One report is that the Mingoia Ryan, currently works a 5 out of 7 day job and has little time to join and socialize with his fellow tribe. But this does not stop him from playing Minecraft with a select few of his family.
While many Mingoias travel alone or with a pair, Ryan seems to have been adopted by other animals throughout North America. Some include the rare Saige312, the reluctant Scorpio, the devious DeckardCain, the elusive Tompou, the energetic IZEN, and the babbling Ghost.
Mingoias are some of the most rarest creatures found in North America, with records showing that only 3 are currently living in the world today. One report is that the Mingoia Ryan, currently works a 5 out of 7 day job and has little time to join and socialize with his fellow tribe. But this does not stop him from playing Minecraft with a select few of his family.
by Saige312 September 9, 2019
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John was often referred to as a 'Rusty Mingo' while describing his sexual escapades.
Phil yelled: "Good damn Eli! You sure pulled off the 'Rusty Mingo' in that threesome.
Eli replied : "You know it...my mullet and moustache were rockin' it!
The lure of the Kavorka is not as powerful as the the lure of the Rusty Mingo Kavorka.
Phil yelled: "Good damn Eli! You sure pulled off the 'Rusty Mingo' in that threesome.
Eli replied : "You know it...my mullet and moustache were rockin' it!
The lure of the Kavorka is not as powerful as the the lure of the Rusty Mingo Kavorka.
by Pheli December 22, 2010
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