Mizuno

An obese cat.

A cat that eats and shits, and nothing else.

e.g.

Doctor: Ana, I have some bad news for you.
Ana: Yes Doctor, What is it?
Doctor: Mizuno is suffering from kitty obesity.
Ana: Is it serious, Doctor?
Doctor: Well, he's fat as hell.
Ana: No offense but I want to get a second opinion.
Doctor: He's ugly too, especially with that hair cut!

by warrenwashyourdishes March 19, 2011

Hot Mizuno Batbag

Slappin' a girl in the face with your dick repeatedly until it leaves a welt. Then, soothe the welt by dragging your sack over it repeatedly.

Caution: If the welt doesn't go away within ten minutes, the scrotum juice isn't being extracted. At this point shave your nuts.

Mr. Carl's girlfriend was tired of the usual Charizard and muffpunch. She didn't regret her decision to let Mr. Carl use his hot mizuno batbag to spice up the bed. She left an upperdecker afterwards.

by Jacksons and daughters. May 7, 2010

Satomi Mizuno

Born September 10, 1977. A Japanese slut who appear in a hundred or so porno films. Very found of sticking objects up her pussy and her asshole, getting fucked while tied up, having other women finger her twat and her ass, double penetration, and, last but not least, pissing on people. Moving from Tokyo to L.A., she became the biggest Japanese-American slut sence Fujiko Kano.

All of this can be seen on her website Sexysatomi.com

Satomi Mizuno pisses on a woman

by satrain18 October 5, 2005

Mizuna

Mizuna, The Saiyan Menace. He (Slaughters) Worlds with ease, tormenting even his entire timeline.

This Menace is badass and merciless, one of the strongest people to ever enter the universe.

How can we beat Mizuna? He’s too Overpowered!

by FD123 November 4, 2021

Mizunga

Noun. Derogatory term used for Caucasians by Black African populace in South Africa and surrounding provinces.

"What are you doing in my neighborhood, you stupid mizunga?"

by Bagels April 15, 2012

Mizuna

A female of japanese origin with majestic hair and round face. Defined as the cutest creature on earth. Wears glasses but takes them off occasionally in order to impress the male audience. Shy to the extreme, this is the type of girl any guy would try for but never gets in high school due to her overly shy and sensitive nature as well as her wish to excell in her studies. When asked out by a male, she will never answer directly-instead she will run away and tell them to contact her later by indirect means such as msn or phone. This is her method of rejecting a guy as she is too shy to do it face to face. Her favourite rejection sentence: "Let's just stay friends" or "I don't see you as anything more than a friend".

You are nearly as shy as Mizuna, and THAT is saying something

by thunderbear999 May 13, 2010

mizunky

Slang term incorporating the two words 'My' and 'uncle'.
Used to refer to one's uncle, often in a friendly manner.

Hanging my ass over the line, taggin' freeway bridges...Hitting skins with my mizunky.

by Lil' Royce May 15, 2006