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miyoni is hispanic, a cool chill girl, she’s fashionable and a sweetheart did i forget to mention she’s fine as fuck? she’s spicy as hell with a snappy attitude but it’s cute tho everybody wanna shoot they shot with ha and impregnate her..always wearing her heart on her sleeve she’s determined to make her dreams come true she’s a faithful woman in relationships but all the guys want her even females she’s the life of the party and magnetically irresistible always catching eyes in public and compliments her energy is contagious everytime she leaves the room you want more oh did I forget to mention she gives off fine ass MILF vibes even if she ain’t a mom?
Dude: “Damn you seen Miyoni lately?”

“Naw, you talkin bout that fine girl that stay on the block?”

“Yeah her, she’s so damn fine imma shoot my shot fo sho bro”
Dude: “Damn you seen Miyoni lately?”

“Naw, you talkin bout that fine girl that stay on the block?”

“Yeah her, she’s so damn fine imma shoot my shot fo sho bro”
Miyoni by theerealfuckinsslimebro November 29, 2021
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Milonianism 

A religion that can find it's origins in Kimball High School in Northern California. It is the belief that the universe was created by the flying turtles of Nazareth, and that everything is Philip.
An excerpt from the gospel of the milo, a holy book of milonianism:

I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!
Milonianism by The apostle December 9, 2013
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an independent strong female; one who knows their priorities in life; paragon
Yea! She should be more like Miloni!
miloni by uri4neva December 15, 2010
Smart in a way funny (even in a sick humorous way) and is very fun to be around loves to play around loves football basket ball and is the greatest friend you could ask for.She is very tough and makes sure she is always the winner, once there is a Meyoni in your life you should make her stay there you should like everything about her because she is the most amazing person in the world.
if you have a best friend named Meyoni you should tell her that she's the best.
I wanna be a Meyoni because she is the best.
She’s , beautiful, smart , talented , she’ll give you the world if she loves you. She’s brave , intelligent and she loves to cook , she will always make you smile , you’ll forever be happy around her , she have a millionaire mindset and when she sets out to do something it gets done . ! Moral of the story is if you find a miyonna keep her !
Everytime I see Miyonna I fall in love more everyday
Miyonna by DopeGirlYa November 22, 2021
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One of the smartest women you will ever speak with.

She's beautiful and takes pleasure in others pain.

A sadistic beauty if you will.

Often used as a sexual kink.
Holy fuck! that is so Miyani!
Run for the hills it's Miyani!
Cover your nut sack, it's Miyani!
My favorite kink is Miyani
Miyani by crazyliltadpole November 17, 2010

mironized 

When someone looks at you with a rapist face and starts shaking there head up and down. Then sticks out there hand and does a fingering gesture with their middle finger. And then asks, "Do you want good times". After you say yes. It tells you the price.
"You have been mironized"

"Don't make me mironize you"
mironized by Good Times Giver April 29, 2019
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