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Milonianism 

A religion that can find it's origins in Kimball High School in Northern California. It is the belief that the universe was created by the flying turtles of Nazareth, and that everything is Philip.
An excerpt from the gospel of the milo, a holy book of milonianism:

I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!
Milonianism by The apostle December 9, 2013
Mihovilis a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. Hates to see loved one feel down and will try anything to help. he is very smart but doesn't show it.
He Is sweet and caring, he must be a Mihovil.

But gets really defensive verry quick
That is such a Mihovil
Mihovil by Derppester June 17, 2020
an independent strong female; one who knows their priorities in life; paragon
Yea! She should be more like Miloni!
miloni by uri4neva December 15, 2010

mironized 

When someone looks at you with a rapist face and starts shaking there head up and down. Then sticks out there hand and does a fingering gesture with their middle finger. And then asks, "Do you want good times". After you say yes. It tells you the price.
"You have been mironized"

"Don't make me mironize you"
mironized by Good Times Giver April 29, 2019

Mahoning 

The act of spreading random joy through use of index cards, and acts of kindness.
You pulled a mahoning.

Leaving index cards with kind words and inspration on car windshields. Instead of finding a parking ticket they may find something as simple as a smiley face.
Mahoning by Shannon56 December 18, 2008
A Mironi is a person who likes to suck good gamer's dicks, usually in rainbow six siege.
person1: OMG!! I WON 1V5 IN R6S!!!
Mironi: HOLY SHIT I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK HOLY SHITTTT!!!! IM SO FKING HORNYYYY
Mironi by Amy San January 13, 2020