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Mayonista 

Noun: A white foreign national in a primarily Latin country. Usually over the age 60 and from Canada, United States, Australia, or England.
“That bar primarily serves tourists. Look at all the mayonistas outside.”

“Those mayonistas really drive the prices up”

“Pinches mayonistas”
Mayonista by El Nigre Tigre December 28, 2022
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Mayonista 

Noun: A white foreign national in a primarily Latin country. Usually over the age 60 and from Canada, United States, Australia, or England.
“That bar primarily serves tourists. Look at all the mayonistas outside.”

“Those mayonistas really drive the prices up”

“Pinches mayonistas”
Mayonista by El Nigre Tigre December 28, 2022

manonita 

One who is lovable for their intrinsic qualities that appeal to others.
“I wonder if her name is manonita cause I seem to love her already”
“I wonder if her name is manonita cause I seem to love her already”
manonita by The anonymous dreamer January 10, 2018
The white gooey substance that cums from your love dagger
Come over here and get some of this mayonesa!
Mayonesa by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012
Being racist against mayo.
Kenna- "I don't like Hellmanns Mayo it's too salty!"
Madison- "Stop being so Mayoist, Kenna"
Mayoist by StopMayoism February 10, 2017

monistat 

a medicine for treating nasty girls vaginas (yeast infections) that have fug nasty output

symptoms of a yeast infection include THICK, WHITE, AND LUMPY VAGINAL DISCHARGE SIMILAR TO COTTAGE CHEESE
Shes been brewin some of her homemade cottage cheese so I think ill buy her some Monistat.

Masonisagaypieceofshitwhowontgivemehisshoes

I hope mason dies and his parents laugh
Masonisagaypieceofshitwhowontgivemehisshoes Is a cunt
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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