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Mitchsexual 

To be sexually attracted to Mitch Grassi
Bob: "I don't know which gender I'm attracted to, all I know is that Mitch is ridiculously gorgeous"
Jo: "I'm telling you man, your Mitchsexual. Just like eveyone else in this world"
Mitchsexual by Scömìche77 November 16, 2016
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mitchsexual 

when you are in deep love with mitch rapp and would let him kill you
hi, no, I’m not into you, I’m mitchsexual
mitchsexual by Brolby all da wae December 31, 2020

mathsexual 

Someone who has a romantic inclination to numbers, Pythagoras' Theorem, partial fractions or the like.
Tim: Dude, I just saw him stuff his face in his Calculus worksheet.
Bob: Wow, I never knew he was mathsexual.
mathsexual by mootixguy October 10, 2008
Sexually attracted to microphones and mic stands
That guys micsexual
micsexual by Grape Gonnelli October 12, 2019

Michisexual 

When you're straight, but you can't resist makeing sweet love to that one friend called Michi
- What are you humming?
- A song my one-night-stand sang to me last night.
- I thought you were out with Michi yesterday!
- Exactly. I just can't risit those curls. I guess I'm a Michisexual now.
Michisexual by SVRF March 26, 2022

Mythsexual 

The act, or being, of being sexually attracted to a "Roblox Myth".
"Greg really be out here calling himself Mythsexual for G0z"
Mythsexual by lunapovarov December 26, 2019
Being sexually attracted to microphones and microphone stands
Yo that guy micsexual
Micsexual by Grape Gonnelli October 12, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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