Misdom 

Miserable wisdom; the wisdom of someone very old and wise.

Someone: “you’re so old and wise, can you give me some misdom?”
Someone else: “I’m the same age as you.”

Misdom by YeetDaCrapOutOfMe February 24, 2025

misomemeist 

Someone who hates memes

"He's a misomemeist"

misomemeist by zman4593 May 26, 2016

Wiener Misdemeanor 

A code name for masturbation by a male.


For Example:

(Travis comes out of the bathroom.)

Jacob: Man you were in there for like 15 minutes...

Travis: Yeah I was committing a wiener misdemeanor.

Wiener Misdemeanor by TFJM December 16, 2008

Midsomer Norton 

A beautiful, quaint, Somerset town known for its slag heap and slags, skate park and Docky's deli. Town name inspired Anthony Horowitz with the name of the TV show Midsomer Murders. Aka the center of the universe (google it) and the ketamine capital (thanks BBC panorama)

Fuck Midsomer Norton mate, full of coke-heads and pregnant teens all pretending to be gangster that would last 10 seconds in London before crying for their mummy

Midsomer Norton by Midsomer Norton man June 14, 2018

Misomaniac

Noun (Uncountable)
1-Someone who hates everything and everyone.

2-Someone who shows hatrey and contempt to everything and everyone. Feels that everything is worthless/beneath consideration.

He's such a misomaniac ,he complains about everything !
Why do you hate all my friends, are you a misomaniac ?
I discovered that I'm a misomaniac , I'm disgusted of all society.

Misomaniac by Sarcastic Misomaniac January 27, 2017

Petty Misdemeanor 

A Petty Misdemeanor is the lowest class of Civil Offense. It is not a crime, and thus is not technically classified as breaking the law.

It generally results from breaking a City Ordinance, such as illegal parking, letting your dog off a leash in a leash required area, or a very minor shoplifting offense.

Petty Misdemeanors, in terms of severity, are below Misdemeanors, which are below crimes. Petty Misdemeanors, by law, cannot require jail time and any fines imposed shall not exceed $300.

Ordinances are passed by cities, since cities cannot technically enact laws. Many ordinances are total bullshit. For example, in Chicago, 'exceedingly hideous people may not appear in public.' Or in Hillsboro, Oregon, 'your horse cannot ride in the back seat of your car.'

See Coaster Ordinance Loony Law

Jason: "That prudish police officer just issued him a citation for shoplifting a candy bar."

Mike: "Only a single candy bar, who stops someone for that?! What a douchebag!"

Jason: "Yeah, but it's probably just a petty misdemeanor"


David of Chicago: "Woah, check out that fuck ugly woman over there."

Pat: "I hope the cops give her a ticket for being so fuck ugly, she shouldn't be showing her face to the public."

Petty Misdemeanor by The Fascist Marxist February 27, 2009

Miscommuniwave 

You are approaching someone. They wave, you wave back, but they are actually waving at someone behind you. They notice your lame hand hanging in the breeze.

Ouch, thought that hottie was sayin hello but it was a miscommuniwave to a dude behind me.

Miscommuniwave by GrattanIV June 28, 2009