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Thanksgiving Miscarriage

I did not have a Thanksgiving Baby, it was more like a Thanksgiving Miscarriage and it got all over the toilet and my shoe.
Thanksgiving Miscarriage by Edzone November 28, 2011

Miscarriage

When a woman loses her baby while she is pregnant, commanly do to small ovaries or a mishaped uterus, or some kind of health condition. This is a great deal of loss to most women around the world, and most suffer greatly. The excitement of having a child of your own, and watching them learn how to walk, talk, read, write, live, and grow... is gone. Poof, disappeared, and you have this constant growing fear that your never going to have children of your own, each and every single day. Because you don't want a miscarriage to ever happen again, because you know you'll just feel the same emptiness in your heart that you already felt the first time around.
Trevor: My wife had a miscarriage, and we lost our baby.
Shayla: I'm so sorry. I'm here for you.
Miscarriage by suffering.exe November 13, 2019

Miscarriage

When god gives you an abortion
My wife got a miscarriage
Miscarriage by Kidswillbekids August 21, 2019

miscarriage

In short terms, it's when a woman loses a baby during pregnancy, which is something that cannot be stopped.
Bob: My wife just had an miscarriage...
Bob's Best Friend: I'm sorry man...
miscarriage by pseudonynynynym November 25, 2015

Miscarrie Underwood

The fetal twin of Carrie Underwood that she ate while in the womb to gain superpowers.
-- Dude, just think how awesome it would be if Carrie had a twin sister?
-- Uh, she did but she ate her, Miscarrie Underwood style.
Miscarrie Underwood by Daddy UW October 30, 2012

Mascarnage 

The result of applying mascara in unsuitable/hazardous situations such as; in a moving vehicle, in poor visibility, without a mirror. It can cause injury, bad eye makeup or the loss of an eye.
Trying to do my makeup in the car earlier resulted in mascarnage!!
Mascarnage by Dzer December 28, 2010