Definitions by Dzer

Murderbiking 

Riding a motorbike in hazardous conditions, endangering the motorcyclist and any innocent bystanders. Nobody is safe.

Some guy murderbiking on the ice nearly killed me!!

Murderbiking by Dzer December 28, 2010

Mascarnage 

The result of applying mascara in unsuitable/hazardous situations such as; in a moving vehicle, in poor visibility, without a mirror. It can cause injury, bad eye makeup or the loss of an eye.

Trying to do my makeup in the car earlier resulted in mascarnage!!

Mascarnage by Dzer December 28, 2010