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Extreme mineraling 

The act of jumping off a cliff in order to, all while in mid air, get a taste of the delicious mineral which is exposed on the outer layer of rock. This is done by licking or breaking off a chunk and eating the mineral.
"Hey Larry, do you want to go extreme mineraling with me this Thursday?"

Misreading

Misreading.-1.When the delivery of Hand Written or Typed words are received incorrectly by the reader. -2. An assumption of a senders emotions when reading a message. -3. Misleading caused by lack of a tone of voice, when something is spelled out instead of spoken.
misunderstood , misread.
Feeling misreading of sarcasm, she was taciturn in her response to his message.
Misreading by North Star* May 16, 2020

Misracing 

When you say the wrong race of someone
"You're Korean? I thought you were Chinese. Sorry for misracing you."
Misracing by IMadeThisUp- February 24, 2021

Dick Misering 

This is the verbal/metaphorical comparing of dicks, most often by two men. It usually involves things that cost a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.

Used by Liam Neeson in the movie Taken.
Man 1: My boat is 42 feet long.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.
Dick Misering by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011

misering & mangling 

Misrepresentation by miswrought, selfish means
Such misering & mangling can lead to below the belt miserable practices.

miserability 

(noun) poor visibility during miserable weather.
While driving into the whiteout during the snowstorm I exclaimed "This sure is some miserability!"
miserability by NOrefX January 22, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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