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Extreme mineraling 

The act of jumping off a cliff in order to, all while in mid air, get a taste of the delicious mineral which is exposed on the outer layer of rock. This is done by licking or breaking off a chunk and eating the mineral.
"Hey Larry, do you want to go extreme mineraling with me this Thursday?"

Misreading

Misreading.-1.When the delivery of Hand Written or Typed words are received incorrectly by the reader. -2. An assumption of a senders emotions when reading a message. -3. Misleading caused by lack of a tone of voice, when something is spelled out instead of spoken.
misunderstood , misread.
Feeling misreading of sarcasm, she was taciturn in her response to his message.
Misreading by North Star* May 16, 2020

Misracing 

When you say the wrong race of someone
"You're Korean? I thought you were Chinese. Sorry for misracing you."
Misracing by IMadeThisUp- February 24, 2021

Dick Misering 

This is the verbal/metaphorical comparing of dicks, most often by two men. It usually involves things that cost a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.

Used by Liam Neeson in the movie Taken.
Man 1: My boat is 42 feet long.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.

misering & mangling 

Misrepresentation by miswrought, selfish means
Such misering & mangling can lead to below the belt miserable practices.

miserability 

(noun) poor visibility during miserable weather.
While driving into the whiteout during the snowstorm I exclaimed "This sure is some miserability!"
miserability by NOrefX January 22, 2014