The informal mascot of Kent State University
. Black squirrels are mischievous little bastards who have been seen stealing televisions and bicycles. They tend to congregate near basketball courts, but have also been known to seek refuge in and around dilapidated recreation centers.
Dude, did you just see those two black squirrels?
Yeah, bro, I think they traded an acorn for a bag of oregano or some shit...
This is the verbal/metaphorical comparing of dicks, most often by two men. It usually involves things that cost a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.
Used by Liam Neeson
in the movie Taken.
Man 1: My boat is 42 feet long.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.