Mintzs

the almighty father of you.

<The-Rock> that is my house
<Mintzs> oh the cardboard shit house behind it.
<The-Rock> stfu, i am richer than you

by Mintzs March 29, 2003

The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse

The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse is an incredibly famous duster, the best of the best. No one dusts it off like he does. If you have an Eghroots Mintz-Plasse that needs dusting, call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse.

Sweet mother of god, my car, it needs dusting. I know! I'll call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse!

by Eghroots Mintz-Plasse October 25, 2016

Sweaty Mints

When you take a mint from your fellow broski's shoe but when you go to eat it, it tastes more moist then usually does. YUMMY!!

Summer: "Hey , can I have a mint???"
Milana: * Pulls out mint from shoe* "Yeah sure, here you go..."
Summer: "EW!!! I can taste the sweat on this mint!"
Milana: " Oh sorry I forgot to wear socks today, I guess I only have sweaty mints"

by sdfghjhgfdfghjkkjhgfdsdfghjkyg January 31, 2020

gorilla mints

Menthol cigarettes (Kools, Newports)

Man, why you be smokin those gorilla mints?!

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

jacob mintz

A male with a last name of an asian. mintz aka gayer the gayest gay and small microscopic dick boy.

That nasa telescope cant see jacob mintz's dick

by duncblox69xxx October 26, 2016

Thin mints

Cocaine in cookie form

I just ate 17 boxes of thin mints and am stalking the girl scout that sold them to me.

by jimmypotsmoker March 5, 2009

mints or mince

A game where someone says 'mints or mince' and someone guesses which. Quite pointless yet fun!

Mints or mince?

Mints.

Correct!

by Chelvis Presley June 30, 2016