I just ate 17 boxes of thin mints and am stalking the girl scout that sold them to me.

That moment when you think a bug is crawling on you, and it turns out to be true. LMD

A FML moment. LMD

Pretty much you go, JUST LET ME DIE!

Wish this never happened. LMD

1) Your mom is a thin mint.

Vinnie, I made it home with that thin mint yesterday afternoon before the street lights came on and she had to be home.

As a thin mint, I prefer a double layer of long johns during the winter.

Brrrr. I'm skinny, the temp is below 70° F, and I feel like I'm covered in the cooling properties of mint oil. I'm a total thin mint.

Dazza: "Yo check out these thin mints i found on the ground"
Some rando: "Bro those are my thin mints ya spastic"

I got hit on by this thin mint last night at the club.
Then what?
I served him up with some milk.