I just ate 17 boxes of thin mints and am stalking the girl scout that sold them to me.

Ayo my homie scott got real nice drip with his louis vuitton bruh.
Damn homie his fit is fire as fuck.

1) Your mom is a thin mint.

Vinnie, I made it home with that thin mint yesterday afternoon before the street lights came on and she had to be home.

As a thin mint, I prefer a double layer of long johns during the winter.

Brrrr. I'm skinny, the temp is below 70° F, and I feel like I'm covered in the cooling properties of mint oil. I'm a total thin mint.

I got hit on by this thin mint last night at the club.
Then what?
I served him up with some milk.

dude that girl is a thinmint