Minimum wages

The thing that Mcdonalds courperation gives to Mcdonalds emplyees

Josh was going to work at Mcdonalds but was told to work at a sweat shop if he wanted more than Minimum wages

by Meerkat123 May 2, 2008

minimum wage slave

someone who works very hard for very little and doesn't get much satisfaction from their job. They can't leave as they have a family to support or think that they won't be able to find a better job.

"I hate this job and I'm sick of being a minimum wage slave. Oh well, I'm going to win the lottery soon anyway."

by Paul Carey August 30, 2007

minimum wage hero

A person that works for a minimum wage job, or close to it, usually in Wal-Mart, Best Buy, McDonald's, Applebee's, Quiznos or a bank that takes their job too seriously and acts like they own the business. If the place was being robbed, they would fight the robber. They scrutinize every coupon coming in like they work for the FBI. They spend inordinate amounts of their own time and money taking care of the place, often coming in on their own time "to see how things are going." Many have the impression their efforts will eventually be rewarded with a better job with a living wage. That is true sometimes, but when it isn't, they have lots of trouble figuring that out. Most of their fellow employees hate them.

A great example of a minimum wage hero is Jennifer Aniston's co-worker, Brian, from Office Space, and his "flair."

Michelle is a minimum wage hero because she virtually works 24/7 at Best Buy, likes to hang out at work on her days off, and even though her boss doesn't pull his weight, she does everything for him for $8 an hour. She thinks she will become a district manager someday, but she's been there for 5 years and hasn't even been considered to run a store!

by Jay Samson August 9, 2009

minimum wage

A highly visible tattoo or piercing, usually located on the neck or hands. Also applies to excessive facial piercings or large gauge ear piercings.

-Props to Oeler for this one-

Dude, go check out the minimum wage on that guy cleaning the bathroom!

or

Because of the minimum wage he got in college, Joe was never able to find a job paying more than seven dollars an hour.

by Wolfeman April 30, 2008

Minimum wage rage

'Minimum wage rage' refers to the amount of hostility perpetrated by lowly paid, disgruntled employees, seeking to redress the balance at work. They may use various means, overt or covert, to accomplish their goal.

Tesco employee #1: 'God I hate this crappy job! I work my ass off and for what? The national ruddy minimum wage, that's what!'
Tesco employee #2: 'Look, I know you feel shit. Employees around the country are now carrying out minimum wage rage. Why don't you punch the regional manager's face in? You'll feel much better!'
Tesco employee #1: 'naw...I'll just nick a load of razors out the stock room, and stick 'em on eBay.'

by BobbyStranger October 26, 2014

minimum wage day wrecker

someone who earns minimum wage yet has the ability to ruin your day

I went through the drive through and wanted no pickles on my burger, the minimum wage day wrecker not only gave me four extra pickles he added F'n relish. I was pissed

by NickyLags September 11, 2010

To Put On Minimum Wage

The act of demoting one's social status, esteem, or general ability to do anything. To remove rank, rights, or stature.
To make inferior.

The right reserved only for those of BOSS status.

To Put On Minimum Wage (Inanimate object):

Insignificant Random Loser who makes very little money: "So you went on a run today?"

The Kyle: "Yup, like a boss, you already know."

Insignificant Random Loser who makes very little money: "Cool, how was it?"

The Kyle: "Just put that street on minimum wage, for real though"

To Put On Minimum Wage (Person):

B.O.S.S.: "F*** you fool, I'll put yo @$$ on minimum wage!"

by Smasher316 November 11, 2011