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minilongdong 

premature megalongdong

if you want to know what a megalongdong is, search it up in the urban dictionary
that minilongdong aint long enough
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Manna for the mindless 

Manna for the mindless is a disparaging description of television programmes that do no more than fill up air time. The programmes that are banal, trivial and boring and which, if they were a person, would be described as a WOFS. You know the sort of crap, pretty well all of daytime television, soap operas screened at any time, moronic game shows, chat shows featuring liggers or z-list celebrities, the list just goes on. It is the sort of programme which doesn’t require dumbing down as it is targeted at fuckwits or insomniacs who need something other than drugs to help them sleep.
Before twenty-four seven television was inflicted on a long-suffering human race, manna for the mindless was typified by film serials where the hero always overcame impossible odds to rescue the heroine from an impossible situation and the villain was always defeated. Either that or the Hollywood musical of the 1950s such as Carousel or South Pacific, total shite consisting of totally forgettable songs, stilted dialogue and a non-existent plot.
"Jane, would you like to come bird watching, there’s a good chance of a peregrine’s mating display"
"No, I've got to watch Loose Women!"
"Manna for the mindless!"

Manilla Road 

The best metal band of all time.

Manilla Road is an metal band founded by Mark "The Shark" Shelton that formed in 1977. They have released 14 studio albums and 2 live albums.

Originally Manilla Road played progressive rock/heavy metal on the debut but eventually became more and more metal but always retained an epic aspect in their sound. Hence why they are often called epic metal.
Crystal Logic their third album is considered to be one of the very first power metal albums.
After Crystal Logic due to the replacement of the drummer with Randy "Thrasher" Foxe, Manilla Road gained thrash metal influence.

Manilla Road disbanded in 1990/91 with Mark Shelton starting a new project called The Circus Maximus in 1992. This project created one album which the record label placed the Manilla Road name on in order to sell more copies but the style on this album is rather different.

Manilla Road was reformed in 2000 by Mark Shelton.

The albums released since are like a combination of all earlier styles while never being stagnant and always staying fresh.

Currently Manilla Road is finishing an album slated for release sometime this year(2011)
I heard some Manilla Road yesterday, stuff never gets old.
Manilla Road by tomcatha April 7, 2011

Mingle Tingle 

That tinglely feeling you get in your private area when you get too excited over something that you feel like you might cum in your pants, the pre- orgasm
Oh my god, that just made my Mingle Tingle
Mingle Tingle by ralphmouth July 4, 2009

Manilapede 

A creature who calls the small, northern California beach side community of Manila home.

A totally awesome dune metal art concept band
There's a manilapede at the party.

The enigmatic messages of Manilapede.
Manilapede by djbj79 February 4, 2010
Minela is one of a kind. Not only her outer beauty is attracting, she also shines from deep within, for she has a even more beautiful mind and heart. Strong. Independent. Loving - if you had to describe her character in 3 words. She deserves the world and she's ready to go and get it.
Little girl: "One day, when I grow up, I want to become a Minela!"
Minela by ThetrippleD January 5, 2017