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The Minge Dynasty (?-1979) 

The Minge Dynasty,anachronistically referred to as the Era of the Woolly Mammoth,refers to the period where women sported a full muff. This began as far back as recorded history and continued until the late 1970s and the beginning of the Brazilian Epoch,uninterrupted except during the outbreak of the Black Plague when women shaved their privates to discourage flea infestation.
The Minge Dynasty (?-1979) ended with the advent of the thong and the bikini wax.

Ming Dynasty Pussy 

Something that makes people act unwise.
Ming Dynasty Pussy got me actin unwise

Ming Dynasty 

Damn check that group of mingers man total ming dynasty.
Ming Dynasty by Dumpalump August 27, 2008

ming dynasty 

Something that is beyond the normal minging or to ming. Somehow it is totally unrelated to the Ming Dynasty.

A guy once said to someone that something minged, the other guy thought that this thing minged so much, it was Ming Dynasty, to imply that it was greater than something that mearly minged, the extensive rule of the Ming Dynasty somehow found its way here to emphasise ming.
Person 1: "OMG that totally mings"
Person 2: "yeh, that is Ming Dynasty"
ming dynasty by SteveOST200 June 13, 2005

Ming Dynasty 

The moment of time when you were looking particularly unattractive, that was your Ming Dynasty.
Oh Cheryl before I got my really good hair straighteners it was the Ming Dynasty.

Dave mate, before I cut off my dreadlocks and lost all that weight I was living in the Ming Dynasty. I get all the bitches now.
Ming Dynasty by Bunzenjane April 18, 2010

The Ming Dynasty 

It’s a sexual move where you get jerked off by your partner with chop sticks, blow your load on a sushi roll and then use said chop sticks to feed it to your partner
Bro I gave my girl The Ming Dynasty last night and she said it made the fish extra salty
The Ming Dynasty by Ba_nanaman November 20, 2024
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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