Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Undocumented Immigrant

An immigrant is "a person who comes to a country to take up permanent residence." (Merriam Webster) According to the Department of Homeland Security, "A Green Card holder (permanent resident) is someone who has been granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis. As proof of that status, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) grants a person a permanent resident card, commonly called a "Green Card.""

"Undocumented Immigrants" do not have a green card and have not taken steps to obtain status as residents of the United States and therefore they are not immigrants. The term immigrant is used as a way to mock people who enter the United States illegally as nonresidents.
The Undocumented Immigrant is not eligible for unemployment benefits because he is not a legal resident of the United States.

schrodinger’s immigrant 

The belief immigrants are stealing all of America’s jobs; but also living off of taxpayer funded welfare.
I hate all of these schrodinger’s immigrants stealing all of our jobs but also living off of welfare

Schrödinger's Immigrant 

The elusive non-white non-US citizen who is capable of both taking all of the jobs from hard-working Americans who are left unemployed, while also at the same time sitting around doing nothing and collecting welfare and other government benefits, thereby leeching off the American taxpayers.
Bob: "Americans can't catch a break! It's these damn immigrants taking all our jobs!"
Also Bob: "My taxes are too high because so much of it goes to support these lazy immigrants who come here just to get public benefits!"
Bob's friend: "That's so Schrödinger's Immigrant, man, occupying both spaces at the same time."

Undocumented Immigrant

1. A legal immigrant who lost their papers.

2. Liberalese for an illegal. The correct term is Illegal Immigrant. Not Undocumented.
1. Shit! All his papers were destroyed when his house burned down! Now he's an undocumented immigrant

2. Liberal: UnDoCuMeNtEd ImMiGrAnTs ArE aS mUcH oF a CiTiZeN aS yOu
Anyone with sense: Shut up you SJW. They're illegal immigrants, not undocumented
Undocumented Immigrant by pro2a April 29, 2021

Digital Immigrant 

Someone who was born before the existence of digital technologies and adopted it to some extent later in life.
Once a digital immigrant, Bob later learned how to use a smart phone.

Timmigrant 

Timmigrant: An immigrant who is employed at Tim Hortons, a coffee/donut establishment primarily found in Canada.
I ordered a double double but got a French Vanilla because the Timmigrant could not understand my Canadian English.
Timmigrant by tazzyboi82 July 20, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more