mimigrant

the tufty bit of hair that sticks up at the back of a cat's (or any animal's)neck. it is usually quite greasy.and can be styled.

i'm gonna give your mimigrant a Bruno (see definition)

by baggyW September 20, 2008

Undocumented Immigrant

An immigrant is "a person who comes to a country to take up permanent residence." (Merriam Webster) According to the Department of Homeland Security, "A Green Card holder (permanent resident) is someone who has been granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis. As proof of that status, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) grants a person a permanent resident card, commonly called a "Green Card.""

"Undocumented Immigrants" do not have a green card and have not taken steps to obtain status as residents of the United States and therefore they are not immigrants. The term immigrant is used as a way to mock people who enter the United States illegally as nonresidents.

The Undocumented Immigrant is not eligible for unemployment benefits because he is not a legal resident of the United States.

by Sisseton Wapheton Descendent April 24, 2021

schrodinger’s immigrant

The belief immigrants are stealing all of America’s jobs; but also living off of taxpayer funded welfare.

I hate all of these schrodinger’s immigrants stealing all of our jobs but also living off of welfare

by CameronBri November 9, 2017

Schrödinger's Immigrant

The elusive non-white non-US citizen who is capable of both taking all of the jobs from hard-working Americans who are left unemployed, while also at the same time sitting around doing nothing and collecting welfare and other government benefits, thereby leeching off the American taxpayers.

Bob: "Americans can't catch a break! It's these damn immigrants taking all our jobs!"
Also Bob: "My taxes are too high because so much of it goes to support these lazy immigrants who come here just to get public benefits!"
Bob's friend: "That's so Schrödinger's Immigrant, man, occupying both spaces at the same time."

by SoyUnSombrero April 20, 2018

Cod Migrant

Adjective - Describes new players to the Battlefield (usually BF3) video game series who (generally) have come straight from the Call of Duty series and don't have notion how to properly play Battlefield, ie they dont PTFO

BF player playing Rush: 'Who the fuck is this bollocks who is not helping his squad plant the charge??'

Cod Migrant: *laying prone in a bush with an SVD trying to boost his K/D not caring that his squad need him*

BF player playing rush: 'Arsehole'

by god bless anonymus February 15, 2012

Undocumented Immigrant

1. A legal immigrant who lost their papers.

2. Liberalese for an illegal. The correct term is Illegal Immigrant. Not Undocumented.

1. Shit! All his papers were destroyed when his house burned down! Now he's an undocumented immigrant

2. Liberal: UnDoCuMeNtEd ImMiGrAnTs ArE aS mUcH oF a CiTiZeN aS yOu
Anyone with sense: Shut up you SJW. They're illegal immigrants, not undocumented

by pro2a April 29, 2021

Digital Immigrant

Someone who was born before the existence of digital technologies and adopted it to some extent later in life.

Once a digital immigrant, Bob later learned how to use a smart phone.

by Millard Snipplewitz September 8, 2011