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The elusive non-white non-US citizen who is capable of both taking all of the jobs from hard-working Americans who are left unemployed, while also at the same time sitting around doing nothing and collecting welfare and other government benefits, thereby leeching off the American taxpayers.
Bob: "Americans can't catch a break! It's these damn immigrants taking all our jobs!"
Also Bob: "My taxes are too high because so much of it goes to support these lazy immigrants who come here just to get public benefits!"
Bob's friend: "That's so Schrödinger's Immigrant, man, occupying both spaces at the same time."
by SoyUnSombrero November 17, 2017

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Dog I'd Love to Pet
- Check out that guy over there. And his dog. What a DILP.
- Yeah, that guy is totally fuckable.
- No, not DILF. DILP.
by SoyUnSombrero August 31, 2016

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When two or more hot guys wearing only towels are totally trying to get it on in the gym's steam room, but there's that one ugly guy whose very presence is totally cockblocking them.
Man, I was totally gonna hook up with that guy but that steam room cooler just would not leave!
by SoyUnSombrero July 26, 2016

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