gimmigrant

One of the millions of people flooding into Europe because of Europe's generous welfare policies and naivety.

These people have a "gimme,gimme,gimme" attitude - they seek the countries with the most generous welfare provisions (particularly Germany).

A portmanteau of "gimme" and "immigrant".

"Those people flooding into Europe from Pakistan, Somalia, Syria, Afghanistan - almost all of them are gimmigrants."

by **##**$$**&&** November 11, 2015

gymigrant

Good-intentioned new members to a gym trying to live up to their New Year's Resolutions. Along with aggressive gym promotions, this leads to a mass increase in gym membership. As a result, gymigrants are often unfairly ostracized for decreasing the availability of gym equipment and programs, and are the target of crude remarks due to a feeling of superiority and entitlement by long-time gym members. All the gymigrants want is to make a new gym-life for themselves and fit in.

Gym Monkey A: "FRICK! I've been waiting to do my LATS for 15 minutes. Who the heck is he? Where did all these losers come from?"

Gym Monkey B: "It's the New Year's Resolution crowd. Happens every year at this time. Bunch of gymigrants."

Gymigrant on the lateral-raise machine: "How do you use this thing?"

by Landed Gymigrant January 9, 2010

Undocumented Immigrant

An immigrant is "a person who comes to a country to take up permanent residence." (Merriam Webster) According to the Department of Homeland Security, "A Green Card holder (permanent resident) is someone who has been granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis. As proof of that status, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) grants a person a permanent resident card, commonly called a "Green Card.""

"Undocumented Immigrants" do not have a green card and have not taken steps to obtain status as residents of the United States and therefore they are not immigrants. The term immigrant is used as a way to mock people who enter the United States illegally as nonresidents.

The Undocumented Immigrant is not eligible for unemployment benefits because he is not a legal resident of the United States.

by Sisseton Wapheton Descendent April 24, 2021

Illegal Gymigrant

A term describing a person who sneaks into the gym without paying, or someone who uses another's gym pass in order to work out.

Brad always worked out three times a week, but, being an illegal gymigrant, he never actually paid to use the gym facilities - he just snuck past the front desk.

by L0 June 13, 2010

schrodinger’s immigrant

The belief immigrants are stealing all of America’s jobs; but also living off of taxpayer funded welfare.

I hate all of these schrodinger’s immigrants stealing all of our jobs but also living off of welfare

by CameronBri November 9, 2017

Schrödinger's Immigrant

The elusive non-white non-US citizen who is capable of both taking all of the jobs from hard-working Americans who are left unemployed, while also at the same time sitting around doing nothing and collecting welfare and other government benefits, thereby leeching off the American taxpayers.

Bob: "Americans can't catch a break! It's these damn immigrants taking all our jobs!"
Also Bob: "My taxes are too high because so much of it goes to support these lazy immigrants who come here just to get public benefits!"
Bob's friend: "That's so Schrödinger's Immigrant, man, occupying both spaces at the same time."

by SoyUnSombrero April 20, 2018

gimmegrant

Illegal aliens that pay no taxes and believe they are entitled to free handouts from the governmnet and taxpaying citizens. Basicly a leechfuck and a socialst pig.

Gimmie free healthcare and schooling.

I can't believe all of these fucking gimmegrants. They are destroying our country and turning it into a 3rd world shit hole.

by Blackswany July 10, 2009