Phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their
American citizenship. One convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with
feet and hands bound, strung up at the town
square. A small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of
golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given
2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.
Juan: I can’t wait for my chance to become an American. I’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
Carlos:
Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town
square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!