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milosexual

Milosexual (adj.) - someone who is turned on by (and would fuck) Milo Yiannopoulos. The condition affects mostly straight men, but bisexual and gay men are not immune. There is some evidence that some women also get a sudden thirst for Milo; lesbians are the least likely to be affected by Milo's allure. Nevertheless, no class/race/gender/sexuality is immune from milosexuality because artificial labels do not change the common libidinal energies that make us human.

Milosexuals realize they harbor these feelings when their hearts palpitate at Milo’s BS-cutting logical vigor. Milo's controlled demolition of SJW-"logic" leads to a rush of blood towards one's sexual organs. This excitation reveals that a person has not been castrated by liberal identity politics. Most milosexuals were probably born this way – they can't help loving life, truth, and wit – even if they have just heard of Milo.

Many milosexuals, but not all, support Trump. Milosexuals tend to be libertarians who celebrate freedom, including the freedom to offend. There are a substantial number of Bernie Sanders supporters who are milosexuals, but they remain in the closet for fear of social exclusion. Anyone who has to pretend to be on board with an increasingly fascist SJW-agenda is likely to switch teams and play for Milo.

The term first appears in Feb. 2016, during Milo's "Dangerous Faggot Tour". Milo was likely the first to come out as milosexual as suggested by the term appearing on his branded merchandise.
Listening to Milo Yiannopoulos' scathing attacks on progressive politics, David suddenly realized he had a chub. He was a little confused his body was reacting this way because he had never had these feelings for another (gay) man before. The next day he came out to his friends as milosexual to a boisterous round of applause.
by meep_meep June 24, 2016
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Milosexual

Milosexual is a person who is attracted bisexuals ONLY!!
Bobby-“Hey what’s your sexuality?”
Paula-“Oh, I’m milosexual.”.
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morosexual

A person that systematically pursues partners with IQ significantly lower than his/her own.
( opposite of sapiosexual )
She admits that she is a nympho and morosexual .
by bilwander June 30, 2016
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Morosexual

Someone whom is attracted to dumbasses, why? No one is sure. Someone who makes dumb comments or decisions is strangely appealing.
Girl 1: "I'm morosexual, I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively, one time boy 1 asked me what the Spanish for tortilla is and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight."

Boy 2: "How can you be attracted to that?"

Boy 3: "Wait, what is the Spanish for tortilla?"

Boy 2: "Oh I see what you mean now."
by harvey is sad January 8, 2020
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Morosexual

A person who is attracted specifically to dumbasses . They enjoy the idiocy of another person and often find it very cute and attractive (for unknown reasons )
Them:how could you like them their an idiot!
Stephen: it's okay I'm morosexual I'm exclusively attracted to dumbasses
Them: oh.
by Skskskakkillme November 29, 2019
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Mycosexual

One who is turnt by hearing mushroom identifications
I became a mycosexual when I entered the mushroom identification forum
by Myco_melfie_cutie January 19, 2018
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melsexual

Sexual orientation: Melissa McBride. A phenomenon experienced by many fans of the television show The Walking Dead.
I used to be bi-/hetero-/homo- sexual, but now I'm just Melsexual.
by melsexual October 10, 2014
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