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Mikesexual

A sexual orientation wherein someone experiences attraction towards those with the name 'Mike'
"Sorry, I am not interested in you, David. I am mikesexual."

Mikesexual

My sexuality is Mikesexual
Mikesexual by mikesexual March 19, 2020

Mikesexual

-I was straight until I saw Michael Jackson at that moment I knew I was mikesexual

-Boy, Michael Jackson's History tour make me feel mikesexual

Memesexual 

When you are attracted to people who provide good memes/ can appreciate a good meme.

Is not to be confused with having an attraction towards a meme itself.
Inlove memer: he sent me an old dat Boi meme and I got a bit turned off but he made up for it with crying Michael Jordan.

Inlove memer's friend; woah that's like memesexual bro.
Memesexual by MemeFalcon January 7, 2017

Mikasexual 

Any person who is a fan of the British Pop Star Mika due to the fact that he is talented, sexy, and/or extremely awesome. Coined due to the fact that Mika will not discuss his sexuality. The idea is that one's sexuality shouldn't matter but that people should be liked due to what they do in their life.
I heard the song "Grace Kelly" the other day and I am officially a Mikasexual.
Mikasexual by Scott Nickley July 19, 2007

Milfsexual 

Someone who feels strong sexual attraction to milfs/cougars. Milfsexuals prefer older women to younger women as sexual partners. Milfsexual pride day is June 15th.
“Oh I don’t fuck younger chicks bro- I’m strictly into milfs. I’m a milfsexual.”