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Is the coolest dog ever owned. He is the car window surf champion of Prior Lake, MN. He is a large orange Dogue de Bordeaux (Like the one from Turner and Hooch) But Hooch is like Milfoy because Hooch is Dead and Milfoy is Not. Milfoy in japanese is Mil Mil.
" Milfoy is the greatest at riding out the window at 80 mph. "

"What's your dogs name?

Milfoy.
Oh like the kid from Harry Potter?
(Punch in the penis)
No not Malfoy fuckin' Milfoy."
Milfoy by The owner of a Milfoy February 3, 2010
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Draco Malfoy 

A popular member of the Slytherin house. Often threatens to tell his father about things that he doesn't like at Hogwarts.
"Just wait 'til my father hears about this."- Draco MAlfoy
Draco Malfoy by poopooy October 3, 2012
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DRACO MALFOY 

DRACO MALFOY ISNT A GODDAMN VILLIAN GET THAT THOUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS
DRACO MALFOY by MALFOYDRACO80 May 27, 2017
" When my father hears about this!"

"Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret"

Narcissa Malfoy 

Though she does have questionable ideologies, you can’t deny that she is the Queen of the MILFs. She is a woman with power, beauty, nerve. A woman who doesn’t love easily (but she would kill for the ones she does, or rather, lie right to the dark lord’s face for). Literally one of the largest contributing factors of Harry Potter’s victory. Narcissa Malfoy is also a very underrated person. Can be used to describe someone hot and badass that not enough people appreciate.
You can’t hate Narcissa Malfoy. Why? Cause she’s Narcissa DAMN Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy 

everyone whos willing to die for BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW HE WAS JUST A BOY WHO HAD NO CHOICE.

can also mean "daddy".
if you wont die for draco malfoy THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE
Draco Malfoy by iddiefordraco September 6, 2020

Draco Malfoy 

the Slytherin sex god of the Harry Potter books
what i wouldn't do to fuck draco malfoy
Draco Malfoy by Alvara February 22, 2009
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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