a sexy mf that eveyone has a crush on, and who says "my father will hear about this" every 5 minutes
he cant say "potter" so he says "potah" instead
he cant say "potter" so he says "potah" instead
-i got railed by draco yesterday
=girl stfu hes not real
-bitch i shifted-
=that doesnt make him real
"pulls gun out and shoots"
=girl stfu hes not real
-bitch i shifted-
=that doesnt make him real
"pulls gun out and shoots"
by i wanna kms October 30, 2020
the sad bitch with the blonde hair in harry potter. the one everyone ignored when he was 110% depressed who deserved better. deserving of a redemption arc better than snape.
person 1: "i had a dream abput me boyfriend last night,"
person 2: "oh yeah? i didnt know you had one. mike, is it?"
1: "no. draco,"
2: "bish, he aint real,"
1: "bish what did you say?"
2: "he aint real!"
1: *pulls out knife*
2: *looks worriedly at them*
1: "you must not tell lies"
2: "bae chill"
1: *lunges*
2: *screams*
***
*blood spatter everywhere, person one laughing maniacally while crying theyre eyes out because theyre thinking about sad draco*
person 2: "oh yeah? i didnt know you had one. mike, is it?"
1: "no. draco,"
2: "bish, he aint real,"
1: "bish what did you say?"
2: "he aint real!"
1: *pulls out knife*
2: *looks worriedly at them*
1: "you must not tell lies"
2: "bae chill"
1: *lunges*
2: *screams*
***
*blood spatter everywhere, person one laughing maniacally while crying theyre eyes out because theyre thinking about sad draco*
by malfoysnmordor July 26, 2020
by Jonnie4Jesus December 07, 2016
Guy 1: They was talking shit on folkz n nem, what we boutta be on bro?
Guy 2: Fuck is you talm bout nigga i'm in traffic rn with the Draco.
Guy 2: Fuck is you talm bout nigga i'm in traffic rn with the Draco.
by JakeXenon January 07, 2017
The second hottest guy in the Harry Potter series. A character with so much potential that J.K. Rowling shuffled to the side because she realized her writing abilities didn't cover characterization.
by Lauren Nicol' Malfoy October 10, 2007
by MiniCraft April 04, 2017
An Athenian judge, who did very mean things to people if they weren't nice. (Generally including near-death torture) (Or to death torture, whatever floats your boat)
AND
A really weird lizard thingy from Ninja Turtles. Also includes any form of dragon/lizard/fire-brathing-reptile.
AND
A really weird lizard thingy from Ninja Turtles. Also includes any form of dragon/lizard/fire-brathing-reptile.
OMG! I just cut that guys hedge with a pair of clippers and now he's gonna act draconian!
*Poor fool gets raped by pigs, skinned alive, poked, crapped on, and shot with saltshot.*
*Poor fool gets raped by pigs, skinned alive, poked, crapped on, and shot with saltshot.*
by Close To Reason September 27, 2006