MILFOIL

An acronym for Mother I'd Like to Fuck Out In the Lake.

"Jeez, there was hella MILFOIL out at Big Island today on Lake Minnetonka! And I aint talking 'bout seaweed, ya na mean?!"

by TruckGuy May 7, 2009

milfoil

The vaginal juices of a MILF. Especially in referance to using them for cooking. See also milf oil.

Some like their veggies pan fried in olive oil, but I prefere the taste of veggies fried in milfoil.

by slxpluvs December 9, 2008

milfoil

A small plant, Achillea millefolium, that grows all over North America and Europe. Means "a thousand leaves" because its leaves are so finely divided.

It can be used as an herbal remedy for colds and infections, but it must not be confused with the poisonous ground hemlock plant.

Leroy: I picked this milfoil in the woods; I can make it into a hot tea for you.

Grandma: L'awd have mercy! That's freakin' hemlock! Throw the dang stuff out, 'fore we all croak!

by JCEG January 31, 2007

milfilicious

A hot,tasty MILF(mom I'd like to f ck) is said to be Milfilicious.

My friends mother is in her late forties but looks Milfilicious to me.

by droby December 21, 2009

milfilicious

A hot,tasty MILF(mom I'd like to f ck) is said to be Milfilicious.

My friends mother is in her late forties but looks Milfilicious to me.

by droby December 21, 2009

Milfil

The most gayest ship name to call people who you think belong together,as in lovers,might as well make them fall in love using “milfil” maybeee they’ll catch feelings if you want them to

“EYO MILFIL WHAT’S UP”

“WHAT IS MILFIL?”

“OH IT’S YOU GUYS”

by Hehehehehhehehehehehe October 8, 2021

Milf Oil

Any alcoholic beverage that can be used to get a MILF in the mood. The preferred brands are Grey Goose, Patron, and anything used to make a "girly drink".

Man, I'm going to head to the bar and get her some Milf Oil.

by 00Dave October 1, 2011